] Hesjedal Media: May 2011

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

idol.

derrick martell rose

born: october 4, 1988 [22]

2011's MVP (and the youngest MVP ever)

plays for chicago bulls [which is read as shikago bowls]

height: 6 feet 3 in

also rookie of the year in 2009

salary? $5,546,160 this 2011. whoa!












Thursday, May 26, 2011

walang kamatayang kakornihan.. SiNONG NBA PLAYER..





..ang assistant ni santa?

zach randolph [memphis grizzlies]




..ang malikhain?

ron artest [LA lakers]




..ang nakakabadtrip pag mataas?

ronnie price [utah jazz]




..ang hinihila ni kampanerang kuba?

raja bell [utah jazz]




..ang gustong gusto ng mga estudyante?

jrue holiday [philadephia 76ers]




..ang dip ng friend chicken sa isang fastfood chain?

..tracy mcGRAVY, hahaha. [detroit pistons]




..ang nakakahilo?

evan turner [philadephia 76ers]




..ang minsan white pero usually red?

derrick rose [chicago bulls]




..ang prinito?

channing frye [phoenix suns]




..ang crispy?

von wafer [boston celtics]




..ang pansindi?

pau gasol [LA lakers]




..built the ark?

joakim noah [chicago bulls]




..ang lasenggero?

carlos boozer [chicago bulls]




..ang nakasugat?

paul pierce [boston celtics]






Tuesday, May 24, 2011

summer!



CI: *holds out an index card* 1/8 to di ba? eh pag 1/4 gano kalaki?


class: mas malaki po dyan.

CI: malamang.

class: hahaha.

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aira: nanonood ka ba noon ng "fullhouse"?
liane: oo. ang ganda nun no. eh pag mexicans, gusto mo?

aira: oo. ung "rosalinda", ganun.

jihad: pag mexican naman kasi, kelangan sabihin ung buong pangalan. "luis fernando!"

kami: hahahaha.

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CI: so, pwede nio namang gawin yang drug study nio sa library. ilang drug handbook pala ang nandun?

class: dalawa lang po ata.

CI: baka pagpunta nio dun magkanda punit punit ung drug handbooks.

class: hahahaha.

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*katatapos magbasketball*

jihad: hala, may sugat pala ako. ikaw sean?

sean: oo may sugat din ako.

jihad: grabe, battlefield pala dun ah.

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*si jovs nagpa-henna tattoo*

CI: ano yang tattoo mo? bakit, preso ka ba?

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CI: saan na kayo nagduty?

BJ: sa OB ward, gyne, ortho..

CI: ay, dun pala kayo sa mga pinaka-kritikal no.

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CI: dapat confident kayo sa pagrerecite. para pag case pres nio na, magaling kyong sumagot. siguro sa simula, merong nginignginig, himahimatay..

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*quiz*

CI: number 5 palang tayo. pero until number 50 yan.

class: whoa.

CI: mapagpaniwala talaga kayo.

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CI: magseat work naman kayo. para makapagpahinga naman ang vocal cords ko. pag pinagdugtongdugtong mo lahat ng sinabi ko baka nakarating na sa tarlac.

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CI: dapat alam mo kung kumain ung pasyente mo. pagkunwari, Biogesic yan, kahit sabi ni john lloyd na okay yan sa tiyan na walang laman, hindi pa rin pwede.

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*attendance checking*

CI: *mabilis* mr. bangcolen, mr. buen, mr. bayang.. absent lahat yun, bakit walang sumagot?

sila: sir! sir! sir!

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CI: abuse na pag parang hindi kumpleto ang araw pag hindi uminom ng gamot na un. parang pagligo at pagkain na laging ginagawa ung pag-inom ng gamot na un. pero pag hindi naman talaga kayo kumakain at naliligo, iba na un.

class: hahahaha.

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CI: sinong mga naninigarilyo dito?

class: *blink blink*

CI: sinong mga sunog baga dito?

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CI: sino dito ang nagda-drive?

class: *blink blink*

CI: nagda-drive? i suppose car, hindi kariton, hindi tangke. o baka eroplano pa.

class: *blink blink*

CI: okay. kasi may mga driver kayo no?

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CI: alcohol stays in the body for less than a day, depende pa rin yan sa dami. pero pag isang galon yan ewan ko na lang.

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CI: inhalants. like paint thinner. gustong gusto yan ni miss john kasi malapit sia sa pader.

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*quiz*

CI: what do you call the drugs that can be bought from the drugstore even without prescription? hindi sia libre ha.

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CI: kelangan ko ng marker. kunin mo nga sa table ko.

froilan: saan po ang table nio dun?

CI: basta tignan mo ung pinakamaganda, pinakamaayos at pinakamalinis na table..

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CI: narinig nio na ba ung steven-johnson syndrome? familiar ba? narinig nio na?

class: *blink blink*

CI: oo kasi sinabi ko.

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girl: sir paano pag mali ung sagot pero tama ung solution?

CI: pano nangyari un? patingin nga.

girl: sige na po sir. kahit two points lang para sa effort.

CI: eh pano yan, sa board exams wala nang effort effort dun, kahit mamatay ka man sa kaka-effort, wala pa rin.

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CI: meron tayong tinatawag na pallor, callor tsaka dollor. ano ang dollor?

girl: pain.

CI: oo tama. kaya pag dolores ang pangalan mo, pasakit ka lang.

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fred: pahingi naman nian. *oil blotting sheets* para saan ba to?

liane: para maabsorb ang oil.

fred: *puts on face* wala naman.

vielle: baligtad.

fred: hala.

vielle: naniwala ka naman. hahaha.

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*kumakain ng halo halo*

fred: wala to sa halo halo sa mankayan. may macaroni pa.

karen: magtaka ka kung ung pasta, ng spaghetti.

vielle: tas pansit no.

fred: tas siomai. haha.

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karen: nung natulog ako kina joey, suot ko pa tong contact lens ko. buti walang nangyari sa mata ko.

vielle; baka hindi ka umabot sa REM sleep.

karen: oo ata.

fred: REM sleep? di ba un ung mabagal na paggalaw ng mata.

vielle: anong mabagal? kaya nga rapid eh. rapid eye movement. as in mabilis!

fred: sorry naman po. un kasi ung naaalala kong itinuro sa amin eh.

vielle: hay naku. sinisira mo lang ang stock knowledge ko.

fred: okay fine.

karen: parang sinabi ko lang na natulog ako nang naka-contact lens a, umabot na kayo sa ganyang usapan.

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CI: pag bababa kayo sa lowlands.. siyempre hindi ka naman aakyat sa lowlands..

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jihad: ganun talaga ang mga lalake. naturally lazy.

sean: enjoy life. its gonna end anyway. hahahahaah.

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*12:00 noon*

sean: silipin mo tong sugat ko. nagbulge pa o.

liane: eww.

sean: tas kakain tayo no. hahahahahah.

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liane: parang asteeg maging pathologist no. ung nagpe-perform ng autopsy.

sean: oo, pero mahal.

liane: aviation pag nag-pilot di ba? mahal din un?

sean: oo a.

jihad: ako, pinangarap ko kasing maging tindero ng taho eh.

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jihad: inoperahan ako noon eh.

sean: ay o? saan?

jihad: sa utak. binuksan ung utak ko, tas sabi ng mga doktor, "matalino tong batang to a. palitan nga natin ang utak nia."

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jihad: u're in pain.

sean: no. just reviewing. same as being in pain.

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*tinanggal ang bonet*

jihad: nakakahiya naman sa inyo. kumakain tayo tas naka-bonet ako.

jovs: hindi. kami nga ung nahihiya eh. kumakain nang hindi naka-bonet.

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jihad: sira yang mouse ko.

sean: bakit?

jihad: nahigaan ko kagabi eh.

sean: hindi mo ba naramdaman?

jihad: pag tulog kasi ako, no feelings.

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jihad: alam nio ba kung ano ang 123?

terrence: oo. ung hindi na magbabayad sa jip di ba?

jihad: eh ung 123 456?

karla: ano naman un?

jihad: ung hindi ka na nga nagbayad, sasabihin mo pang, "manong, ung barya ng P20?"

kami: hahahahahahha.

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*kanteen*

manang: ikaw ung nagyupi nitong kutsara no?

fred: hala, hindi po ako.

manang: ikaw. kayo ung nakaupo dito kanina eh.

fred: pramis po. its not me. its not my family.

joey: in my head. in my head.

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*nabali ung chalk habang nagsusulat*

aira: ay!

CI: okay lang. hindi nakamamatay.

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Full Back Tattoo

Back tattoo

Back tattoo

Back tattoo

Full Back Tattoo

Full Back Tattoo II

Full Back tattoo

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Tribal Tattoo

Back dragon tattoo

Tattoos Cool

Japanese TATOO

Tattoo Design

Back tattoo

Back tattoo

Tribal Tattoo

large Back tattoo

Japanese TATOO

Girl-Back Tattoo

Girl-Back Tattoo

Full Back Tattoo

Full Back Tattoo

Feminime Tattoo

Back tattoo-dragon

Back tattoo

Butterfly tattoo

Back tattoo - word

Tattoo- orchid

Angel Tattoo2

Angel Tattoo

Back Tattoo for Girl

Back Tattoo - Phoenix